THE ASSIGNMENT #1 – Big Data – Dangerous

Holy Shit! Where do I begin with this track here? As I sit at my computer trying to figure out what to do with this piece of art, I realize the best thing to do is start with the name and artist. The name of this track is Dangerous, and it is put together by Big Data. Now lets get into this.

I’m not really gonna get into the actual song (as much as i enjoyed it) due to the fact that I couldn’t get past this video. First part was beautiful! I just kept staring at those titays. And before you start calling me a pervert, let me just say…. fuck you. If you watched this video you were staring at them too. Just bouncing around… any ways all that sexual excitement quickly dissipated when the next segments come about.

BLAM!!!! A vicious head-butt to this poor guys face! And what was left was pretty fucking disgusting. It was like a scene out of Saving Private Ryan or some shit. It certainly didn’t help any that I happened to be eating dinner at the time of my viewing of this video. Yes… I can admit the sight of that guys missing face did make me a little nauseous, but I’m a trooper so I carried on.

Now towards the end of this video 2 people have been savagely fucked up by 2 beautiful, albeit bloody women. Now these bloody warriors tag team a defenseless man eating a burger, and royally fuck his shit up. Im talking leg ripping savagery. I’m pretty sure they even resorted to some cannibalism. And to top it all off, at the end these 2 women proceed to make out. Back to the good ole sexual shit we all love. Hahahaha

In summation I fuckin’ loved this track and the video. Oh yeah, did I fail to mention this whole video was shot as a commercial pitch to some ad exes for some fucking shoes?!? Brilliant!! So if you get a chance, and want to see a sweet video and hear a good song check this shit out.
-Ricky G-

RAWdio: 6tuplet

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The RAWdio boys have been busy getting RAW in the game of life.  This is a “dug up” recording from earlier this year.  The guys gather for the big game and once again Scotty2Hotty tries to fight his addiction to food porn.  Come on down to  the “B” Street studio and join the fun!  Episode soundtrack: Small Brown Bike- “Unsung Zero”, M.SORD- “oh hell na”, Hypnotic Brass Ensemble- “Sankofa”, Keleton DMD- “Chuck Dezelha”

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RAWdio: 5.2-Elegant After Party

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After some delicious Mexican food the guys welcome you to the Elegant After Party that follows a RAWdio recording.  The guys are joined by two lovely ladies for this prestigious gathering; Stephanie a.k.a. TBone (Hey TBone quit spiking it!) and Miranda a.k.a. LT a.k.a. The Auditor.  Rick Gerard decided to schticky around as well.  Once again Scotty2Hotty busts out the Fireball and that whiskey gets ahold of Brewski.  Cheers to Tight&Funky, The Winnebago Man and RAWdio!

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RAWdio: 5.2

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We finally got him in the studio, Rick Gerard in the flesh!  Does everyone remember what makes Rick angry?  The guys learn a thing or two about repurposing cleverly in jail.  Scotty2Hotty introduces “Scotty’s Perfect Cocktail”and Brewski gets crazy in a song that is an ode to St. Patty’s Day.  Yo, by the way, it was fucking Brett Keisel.  Through out this episode you get the pleasure of jamming out with C. Charles Bley on the synth/vocals, Brewski Amplifier on the drums and Ricky G on the vocals.  And yes, a Feeldoe is a real thing!

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RAWdio: 4th of RAWdio

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You ready for this gangsta episode?  Right off the bat, we now know why Howard the Duck was such a pimp.  Listen closely to Scotty2Hotty’s multiple requests for all you RAWdio Riders in podcastland. Revisit the holiday season with the guys.  Look out for the first edition of “Sexual Conquest”.  Again, where the hell is Rick!?!  And yes, “The Diesel” waiting at the end to take you to the next p-cast has wooden doors.  G’d up ft. songs brought to you by Dayton Family- “F.B.I.”, Too Short- “Hanukkah Song”, Do or Die- “Headz” and Brewski Amplifier ft Rick- “Short Shorts”

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RAWdio: 2nd Base & Pitch

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Don’t get stuck in Scotty2Hotty’s chest hair.  Once you get past that first obstacle the road only gets bumpier. Join us on a ghetto tour of America. We make some phone calls to the elusive Rick Gerard and Leon Lonnie Long Balls.  Brewski decides to join Lonnie on a trip to Poland and The Moon. Email us a Question: rawdiopodcast@gmail.com